Wings at
3 in the
morning.
26 sauces. 32 subs named after animals. [Best seller — confirm with owner]. Browse the full menu here, then call it in — you'll pay the menu price with no app markup, no delivery fee, no service fee. We'd rather feed you than pay the apps.
tray of tornado buffalo wings,
shot on the counter at 1am
The 3am math
12 wings + curly fries + a JarritosIdentical food. Same kitchen. Here's what the same order costs three ways — we did the receipt for you.
Still want it brought to you? We'll point you to the apps — no hard feelings, it's just slower and it costs you more.
App totals are estimates based on typical delivery-app pricing and fees, checked 2026-08. Actual app pricing varies by order, time and promotions.
What the line orders
12 wings, Tornado Buffalo, blue cheese. The house answer.
Steak, cheese, jalapeño popper, curly fries. In a sub.
Tenders, a side, a drink. $15.75 flat.
You will order this. Accept it.
The wall by the register
15 years · one room · a lot of tapeEvery note, receipt and review anyone's ever stuck to the wall behind the counter. We left the spelling alone.
“Mega Zebra at 2:47am after a Ledge night. Ate it on the curb outside Panera like a raccoon. Genuinely one of the best decisions of my sophomore year.”
I work nights at the hospital and this is the only place open when my shift ends that isn't a gas station. The tenders are always fresh, never sitting under a lamp. They know my order now.
“24 hrs a day I drive past 400 restaurants. This is the one I stop at. Buffalo fries. Every time.”
the u12 team, 14 boxes of tenders, parking lot, 2019
“Fed an entire soccer team for less than one pizza order. They've done our post-game every season since.”
graduated in 2011 and I still detour off 71 for a Mega Cluck whenever I'm in town. it tastes exactly the same. do not change anything. ever. #columbus
“I close the bar down the street. Everyone I've ever worked with ends their shift here. That's the whole review.”
Latest order we've ever taken. Twelve wings, Nashville Hot, and a bottled water. Whoever you are — we hope you got home fine.
Sample wall — these are illustrative, not real customer reviews. Swap for the owner's real reviews and photos before launch, with the reviewer's permission.
32 subs. All named after animals.
Ten inches for $12.99, twenty for $28.99. Nobody knows what's in the Oompaloompa until they order it. That's the point. Read the list, pick the animal that speaks to you, find out at the counter.
Sauce ladder
26 sauces, ranked by how much you'll regret it. Free on any wings or tenders.
Two blocks off campus, open later than your night
BuckID works in store. The kitchen is open until 3am Sunday through Wednesday and 4am Thursday through Saturday, which is later than every decision you're about to make. Walk down, grab it, eat it on the porch.